Sailor Moon 2014 Transformation Sequence Leaked, As Do the Bladders of Everyone Excited for New Series

Last night, the transformation sequence for the 2014 reboot of Sailor Moon got leaked to fans all around the world, causing massive heart stoppages and bladder evacuations from the pure joy of YOU GUYS THE NEW SAILOR MOON REBOOT COMES OUT IN 3 DAYS OH MY GOD.

The new transformation sequence is crisp and clean, unlike the undergarments of every person that is eagerly anticipating the new series after multiple setbacks in the last year.  It also features some excellent subtle 3D animation, a detail not missed by millions of now soiled fans.

The new Sailor Moon reboot begins broadcasting on July 5th, 2014

Image via Crunchyroll

Pher Sturz

Christopher, or Pher as most Great Apes refer to him (except for Chimpanzees – because they’re rude and never tip waiters either…), is a normal looking Homo Sapiens Sapiens. He’s so normal looking, he’s the host most likely to turn out to be a serial killer or trained assassin. Pher claims he is not, but that’s exactly what we’d expect him to say. Pher has never cofounded an anime convention, which makes his life incomplete and Nick and Trae just feel sorry for him most of the time. Pher left Nerd & Tie at the end of 2016.