Marvel Announces Film Release Dates Through 2019, But Not The Films

Have you ever wanted to know release dates for films you don’t know the titles to yet? Marvel thinks you do. In a post on Friday, Marvel announced:

While we can’t tell you just what they are yet, you can look forward to new films hitting theaters July 28 and November 3, 2017; July 6 and November 2, 2018; and May 3, 2019.

It’s likely we’ll find out at least some of those titles at San Diego Comic Con, but c’mon. This is like if your friend keeps vaguebooking about some big news and refusing to clarify.

So, with no news, I fall into rampant speculation. And like any rampant speculation on Nerd & Tie, it will be completely wrong on purpose.

Yet here we go anyway:
July 28, 2017 – “Squirrel Girl” (Marvel’s most powerful hero finally makes her film debut!)

November 3, 2017 – “USAgent” (Because Nick hates USAgent)

July 6, 2018 – “MODOK: The Musical” (Danny Devito plays MODOK in a surprisingly heartbreaking performance. You see, MODOK secretly longs to be a Mental Organism Designed Only for Singing…)

November 2, 2018 – “Weekend at Odin’s” (Loki has lost his powers, but needs to keep up his charade to stay in control of Asgard!)

May 3, 2019 – “Man of Steel 2”

That sounds about right to me!

Via Marvel

Trae Dorn

Trae Dorn has been staffing conventions for over twenty years, and is a co-founder of Wisconsin’s longest running Anime convention No Brand Con. Trae also wrote and drew the now completed webcomic UnCONventional, and produces the podcasts BS-Free Witchcraft, On This Day With Trae, Stormwood & Associates, and The Nerd & Tie Podcast. This leads many to ask when the hell they have time to actually do anything anymore. Trae says they have the time because they “do it all quite poorly.”

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