Harrison Ford Needs to Stop Hurting Himself

We all remember when Harrison Ford broke his leg on the set of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Well, now the man has gone and crashed his plane.

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Ford was flying his World War II era plane when, due to engine problems, he was forced to take it down on a golf course. He was taken to a hospital afterwards, but his injuries weren’t life threatening (although he’s broken his pelvis and ankle). We’re happy Harrison Ford is (mostly) fine, and we’d like to make a simple request of Mr. Ford:

Harrison Ford, please stop hurting yourself.

We like you Harrison Ford. We find you entertaining. We’re disappointed that Blade Runner 2 is happening, but we’d like to see you keep acting in other things. So please Harrison Ford, please… you’re 72. Be more careful, okay?

Okay.

Trae Dorn

Trae is the tallest of the hosts, and he is certain it’s because he is the oldest. This is (at the very least) why he is the baldest. Trae co-founded Wisconsin’s longest running Anime convention No Brand Con and refuses to apologize for it... which he probably should. Trae also writes the webcomics UnCONventional and The Chronicles of Crosarth, which leads many to ask when the hell he has time to actually do anything anymore. He says he has time because he “does it all quite poorly.”