It Gets Worse: They’re Making a TRILOGY of ‘Tetris’ Movies

Everything is terrible and no one is coming to save us. Everything is terrible and no one is coming to save us. Everything is terrible and no one is coming to save us.

The people behind the ongoing attempt to destroy the world create a Tetris movie don’t want to make just one, but in fact they want to make a trilogy. Larry Kasanoff, who is the main person behind the adaptation, literally said, “…the story we conceived is so big. This isn’t us splitting the last one of our eight movies in two to wring blood out of the stone. It’s just a big story.”

Everything is terrible and no one is coming to save us. Everything is terrible and no one is coming to save us. Everything is terrible and no one is coming to save us.

Everything is terrible and no one is coming to save us.

Via Empire

Trae Dorn

Trae is the tallest of the hosts, and he is certain it’s because he is the oldest. This is (at the very least) why he is the baldest. Trae co-founded Wisconsin’s longest running Anime convention No Brand Con and refuses to apologize for it... which he probably should. Trae also writes the webcomics UnCONventional and The Chronicles of Crosarth, which leads many to ask when the hell he has time to actually do anything anymore. He says he has time because he “does it all quite poorly.”