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The Newest Trailer For ‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ Is Sure Trying to Get an Emotional Reaction

Does it actually get one? I’m not really sure – but the music throughout sure wants us to think something deep is happening here. As this is a Transformers film directed by Michael Bay, I’m fairly confident that it’ll turn out to be fairly shallow.

But hey – way to earn your paycheck trailer editor.

I’m pretty sure if I piece together all of the trailers for Transformers: The Last Knight I could piece together the entire plot of the film, but I leave that sort of super cut up to someone with more time on their hands. What it comes down to is that this film is going to be more of the same from the series. If you happen to like that, you’ll be pleased. I, on the other hand, have gotten a bit tired of the routine, and this trailer isn’t convincing me that anything has changed.

Transformers: The Last Knight comes out June 23rd.

The New Trailer For ‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ Wants to Know if You Fight Like a Girl

The new trailer for Transformers: The Last Knight landed yesterday, focusing on Isabela Moner’s character Izabella. Izabella is a young girl who has been apparently spending a lot of her time in a junkyard with robots — I mean, that’s what I got out of the trailer at least.

Honestly, I think someone must have pointed out to Michael Bay that the Star Wars franchise has been doing really well with women in lead action roles, and as an attempt to market to young girls this is his “close enough.” I mean, she could be a great character if handled well, but I’m not sure how much I actually trust Michael Bay to do it.

I guess we’ll find out when Transformers: The Last Knight comes out June 23, 2017.

This Year’s Geeky Super Bowl Ads You May Have Missed

Look, it’s commonly accepted wisdom that only a minority of nerds and geeks really care about organized sports. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with liking sports, but it’s just not as common in our community as it is in the rest of the general populace.

That said, every year during the Super Bowl ads for things us geeks are extremely interested in debut, and we really want to see them. To help out those of you who chose to skip Sunday’s game though, we’ve rounded up most of them right here… because we’re good people.

Let’s get started then. Continue reading This Year’s Geeky Super Bowl Ads You May Have Missed

The First Trailer For ‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ Is Unsurprising

If you took footage from every science fiction and superhero from across the last twenty years and mashed them all up to create a single trailer which would both convey visual spectacle yet have zero depth… you’d get the new trailer for Transformers: The Last Knight. And since Michael Bay’s Transformers movies thus far have usually been all visual and zero depth, I guess that’s unsurprising.

There was a time where I rejoiced at seeing Autobots and Decepticons on the big screen, and I really did enjoy the first couple of entries into this franchise. But the fourth movie was six parts boring to one part creepy, and it’s hard for me to get excited about yet another foray into this particular Transformers’ universe.

And, I’m loathe to admit this, I kinda miss Shia.

Whether we want it to or not, Transformers: The Last Knight comes out June 23, 2017.

Liam Garrigan Will Play King Arthur in Transformers 5

Liam Garrigan, best known for playing King Arthur in the television series Once Upon a Time, will apparently be yanking the sword from the stone a second time. According to Mashable, Garrigan will play King Arthur again, but this time in Transformers: The Last Knight.

This hasn’t been confirmed by the studio of course, so take it with the appropriately sized grain of salt.

Transformers: The Last Knight is going to pull heavily from Arhurian myth, and we’ve known for a while that King Arthur would appear in the film. Obviously Garrigan is well cast as King Arthur, so he’ll do as good a job as anyone could with the kind of scripts the last few Transformers films have had.

Of course, any time actors reprise roles in different franchises, the geek brain has to wonder if there isn’t some sort of connection between the two. I mean, just try to connect Transformers and Once Upon a Time — It’s a hilarious thought.

Transformers: The Last Knight comes out June 23, 2017.

Via Mashable

Michael Bay Says Transformers 5 Will Be His Last One, Totally Means It This Time

In an interview with Collider, director Michael Bay stated that that the upcoming Transformers 5 would be his final time directing a film in the franchise. After this one, he will be leaving the franchise to move onto other projects. He doesn’t want to spend one more additional minute chronicling the adventures of Optimus Prime. He’s totally done after this one.

…pardon me if I have a hard time believing him.

You see, we’ve heard this before. Like more than once. Since the third movie, it’s continuously been his “last” Transformers film. So, like I said last time, I guess I’ll finally believe him once a different director’s name is attached to Transformers 6.

Not buying it until that happens though.

Transformers 5 is scheduled for a mid-2017 release.

Via Collider

‘Transformers 5’ May Feature Unicron

Transformers 4 may have been so uninteresting that I actually, for the first time I can actually recall, left in the middle of it — but that’s not stopping Hasbro from making another one. The latest rumor about Transformers 5 is an interesting one for long time fans of the franchise though.

According to Mark Ryan, the voice of Jetfire and Lockdown, Transformers 5 will feature two concurrent storylines — and one of them will include Unicron himself.

Unicron, of course, was first introduced in the 1986 Transformers film, and was famously played by Orson Welles. The character has since gone on to appear in various incarnations of the franchise, and like “The Fallen” seen in the second live action film is a “Multiversal singularity” in Hasbro’s canon.

If you don’t know what that means, it’s okay — neither does Michael Bay.

The film will also include the Quintessons, who are my least favorite (and often retconned away) piece of the lore. Of course, that is assuming what was said by Ryan was true and not a misdirect.

Or something.

I don’t even know anymore.

Via IGN

Bay Says He Won’t Direct the Next ‘Transformers’ Film… again

According to USA Today, Michael Bay has said that he plans on passing the baton for the next Transformers film. If this sounds familiar, it might be because Bay was saying the same kind of stuff after the third Transformers film… so I guess I’ll believe it when I see someone else’s name attached to the project.

Bay’s direction of the Transformers films have been at best inconsistent. While the first Transformers film in the modern series was actually pretty good, each subsequent sequel has fallen in quality… yet they keep making money. Big screen biscuit tinning tends to do that though.

Whether or not Bay returns though, Transformers 5 is sure to happen though… and we can only hope it gets better.

Please get better.

Via USA Today