3DOh No!: “Montana Jones” (1995)

Welcome to the first installment of 3DOh No!, a Let’s Play series where Trae takes a 3DO game and plays it with zero foreknowledge of what the heck it is. On this episode, he tackles the 1995 game “Montana Jones,” which is apparently based on an kid’s knock-off Indiana Jones anime series. Also the whole game is in Japanese.

And Trae doesn’t speak Japanese.

This was a terrible idea.

Trae Dorn

Trae is the tallest of the hosts, and he is certain it’s because he is the oldest. This is (at the very least) why he is the baldest. Trae co-founded Wisconsin’s longest running Anime convention No Brand Con and refuses to apologize for it... which he probably should. Trae also writes the webcomics UnCONventional and The Chronicles of Crosarth, which leads many to ask when the hell he has time to actually do anything anymore. He says he has time because he “does it all quite poorly.”